And now I remember how impossible it is to blog when it is nice out.
It’s a good thing that I don’t live somewhere where the weather doesn’t suck 98% of the time or else this blog wouldn’t see any action. And we all know how we feel about things that get no action. Sorry. That’s how we feel for them.

Today was so weird. We had this thing called sunshine. If you live in Indiana you probably haven’t really heard of it before. But guess what? This sun thing is beautiful and amazing and it makes you feel like LIFE IS WORTH LIVING AGAIN. Combine that sun word with temperatures in the 50’s (that would be FIVE ZERO) and hallelujah this state is the best place I’ve ever lived in. Naturally we hit up every store in a 20 mile radius that sells patio furniture, tested out chaise lounge after chaise lounge, ate pineapple outside, played ping pong in our neighbors driveway while drinking beer and burning a fire (we also became this word called “hillbilly” today too). Basically it’s 9:00 pm and I just came in from outside. I know, I can’t believe this is real life either people.

But get this. Tomorrow it’s supposed to be 64 which is basically 90 and I am freaking the freak out. Legit I am planning on laying out and no, you will not stop me.

ALSO [caps are needed for this] I just found out that the season premiere of Giuliana and Bill is tonight (!!!!!!!!!!) at 11:00 pm so screw it, I am pulling an all nighter and hitting the rays at 8:00 am. This might just turn out being the best 24 hours of my life.

For the record I am not pulling an all nighter as I am still teaching myself how to stay awake past 10:15 pm, so really this whole season premiere thing has a 12% chance of me seeing it.

On to a subject that matters now, Blogger Happy Hour is quickly approaching and this month I chose none other than the hilarious Taylor from The Daily Tay as my co-host.

Not only is she a blogger, she is a comedian. And not only is she a comedian but she is an author. And not only is she an author she has written content that has gone viral. And not only is she a viral content writer she is a blogging/social media consultant. And not only is she a blogging/social media consultant she loves beef jerky and bloody marys [I always save the best for last]. All that being said, you need to join in on this months Blogger Happy Hour. Below are the dates and details. Be sure to book your spot quickly as each session has a limited number of seats available. See you there party people.