Because I have really exciting plans to go out tonight and party a Thanksgiving dinner to prepare,
I am taking the next two days off.
Okay, I just realized that in fact by me sitting here writing, this constitutes as a blog post.
I always blow my theories.
Correction: I will be taking one day off.
Meaning, I will be back Friday.
As long as I don’t burn our house down in the making of the Turkey.
Yes, I am cooking a Turkey.
Realistically speaking, I make no promises when I will be back.
I hope you all have a blast celebrating your countless blessings.
This year, I have much to be thankful for:
The Clearance Section At Target
Ryan Gosling taking his shirt off in Crazy, Stupid, Love
Macaroni & Cheese only being .79 cents a box
Wine. Lots of Wine.
Our new sectional which has now made me the most unproductive woman alive.
Sophia Grace
LMFAO’s Party Rock Anthem
NOT having to hang Christmas Lights. That’s what men are for.
Advil & Tampons. Enough said.
Leggings. Especially after the huge meal I am about to inhale tomorrow.
Toilet Paper. Can you imagine if we didn’t have it?
Picnik’s Teeth Whitening Feature.
{I wish I had those pearls}
Paid Time Off Work.
My Bed. Without it, I would be lost. And an insomniac.
Oh, and my husband, family, friends, job, health,
you readers, blah blah blah.
But mostly Ryan Gosling taking his shirt off in Crazy, Stupid, Love 😉
Happy Thanksgiving.
From us, to you.
Oh, and for the record-that is not a vein popping out of my head as it may appear,
It is my hair.
Sexy I know.
PS. I just realized next month is Christmas already. Wowza.
{I’m a little slow sometimes with seasons, cut me some slack..}
In honor of that, I’m slashing prices for Sponsorship in December.
Think of it as the start to your Black Friday shopping.
Just less hassle, no crowds, no long lines, and no getting trampled on.
In which case, you may get trampled on.