Word on the street is that next week is my birthday. While I assume that you already have every gift purchased and an amazingly romantic getaway planned, I figured I would help you out. You know, just in case you were planning on giving me a card, single rose, and mini bottle of hand sanitizer. Not that you would ever give that to me as a gift [again], but because I care so much about your well being and want to keep your stress to a minimum, I thought I would take it upon myself to create a whole blog post centered around different gifts you could buy me. Don’t confuse my concern about your well being for selfishness. It’s anything but.
The first item on the birthday wish list is this light fixture please. Anything that resembles a ball and is large in size I am a fan of. wink wink wink.
You know what else I would appreciate? Chick-fil-a nuggets.
I’m pretty sure you will pass Chipotle on your way to Chick-fil-a so if you want to go ahead and arrange for a free burrito bowl weekly for the entire 28th year of my life that would be pretty stellar.
Back to that swimsuit cover-up though that you don’t need to purchase because I already did [you’re welcome]. This baby made it’s way all the way from Boden USA to me and now I need to take it to Turks and Caicos. Considering the fact that they have 60% off plus free shipping right now, it would probably be a good time for you to buy me the entire website. Just keepin’ things easy on you. If you need specifics though I would like this, this, and this.