I’m not sure what it is about the word romper but something about it just sounds dirty. Like “I’m going to romp all over you” could be mistaken as “I want to jump your bones” or “Jake Owen! Take my clothes off!” Just kidding. I would never think say that. Anybody else out there follow and agree here?
I share similar feelings about the word romper as I do bush, moist, and lip [when being used as a descriptive purpose, which my husband always has to do for some reason or another…”you see that lip on the edge there?”] All are equally cringe worthy and I can’t believe I just typed them all out together in one post. Hot dogs when referred to as wieners is also quite horrible. And while I’m on this topic, your stomach is your stomach. Not your belly. Belly rhymes with jelly and should not be used when talking about your midsection. I promise you will lose like 15 pounds just making the verbal switch. At least. Oh one last one [until I remember], saying the word smarts in replace of hurts. I don’t and will not ever understand this. If something hurt you, you were probably the idiot who caused harm to yourself [do not fear, I am an idiot hourly in this regard]. There was nothing smart about it unless by the Grace of God you invented the light bulb while being electrocuted. That my friends would have been smart, however the light bulb already exists so sorry, still an idiot.
I think it’s time I end this post because now I am just angry and can only think about people trimming their bushes. WHY.
