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My Face Hurts Too Bad To Type.

April 19, 2012


Erin Schrader

I think I was supposed to write an Awkward & Awesome post for today.
But I may have forgot.
That or it is 10 pm and I just got home for the day and am 125% exhausted.
Don’t you love how I am always full of excuses on why my posts suck?
Me too.

Anyhow–last night was full of two of my favorite things.
Make that three.
Wine, Chick-fil-a, and comedians.
Daniel Tosh to be exact.
And it was probably one of the funnier “I can’t believe he actually just said that” type of things I have ever experienced.
And now my face hurts.
Like bad.

It’s a good thing I am totally down with laughter pains or I’d be in trouble.

In other news, I totally dominated getting my blood pressure taken today at work.
I have told you that I have some freakish phobia of getting that taken haven’t I?
Anyhow–a day or two ago I got the bright idea to walk into a grocery store on my lunch hour to practice getting my blood pressure taken.
Just for the sole purpose that I did not want to have to act like a complete nut job in front of my coworkers today.
Oh wait.

Do you know how awkward it is to repeatedly sit down at the blood pressure machine in a grocery store? Sit down. Take blood pressure. Walk around. Come back. Sit down. Take blood pressure. Act like you didn’t just really take your blood pressure twice in ten minutes. Repeat.
Thankfully they placed the machine right next to the wine aisle.
Which brings me to my next point.
Do you know how awkward it is to go sit down at the blood pressure machine with arms full of wine bottles?

So yeah.
That’s my life right now.
Laughter pains and ownin’ blood pressure machines.


PS. Can we all be in agreement that old theatres are pretty much fabulous?

I mean look at the detail on her. Owwwww Owww.
I think I might move into one.
That or a grocery store.
It is all equally amusing in my world.

PPS. Have you seen the preview for the new Chimpanzee movie? Oh my gosh I die.
Somebody take me with you to watch it.
I am not kidding.
I bet you a million dollars I will want to move into a zoo after that one.


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