Not the Atlanta Housewives. But Channing….staring me right in the eyes saying
“hey baby girl..why don’t you grab me off this rack and take me home with you…”
So I did what any normal girl who just had Channing Tatum speak to her in the aisles of Walgreens would do. I grabbed him fast…took him to the nearest cashier, laid him down and said “Isn’t he beautiful?” It’s still up for debate on what the cashier thought of my mental state. Personally I think she was just offended I didn’t take her up on her 50 cent Snickers promotion or something.
Let’s be real though. Who could think about eating wholesome goodness when you are staring at this?
Oh, right…
I should’ve bought twenty.

Anyhow, it was then at this time that I remembered that my dog just spoke to you all about PEOPLE Magazine’s Annual Sexiest Man Alive. Naturally I knew she would be excited to know the issue had hit the stores, so I rushed home to show her the goods. And believe me, there were plenty of goods to be shared. For example…..

That’s funny Channing. I like pictures of you too. Hmmm…

Enough with Channing though. What I really was wondering was if PEOPLE Magazine would pick up on the fact that Luke Bryan is actually the sexiest thing in jeans around.
Thankfully, they did not disappoint.