Well hello there.
We meet again.

I come with no subject to talk about, just what’s on my mind. Just like every other freakin’ day when I show up and have no subject to talk about. Okay wait, something just came to me.

Warm Lemon Water. <–that is a hyperlink. Which means there is a link hidden underneath it that is really excited for you to click on it. Hence the word hyper.

Do y’all drink it?
I hadn’t given much thought to all of this until today when THREE, yes three, different people brought it up to me. In fact, one of them said that they found my blog from googling “warm lemon water”.

So basically what you are telling me is that somebody found my blog from the time I talked about how to poop? I think so.
So then that got me to thinking, I could write a whole post dedicated to just that.
How to become a better pooper.
So here we go.

Pysch.
I wish I knew kids, I wish I knew.
But I don’t. So instead I will just keep sitting around eating cheese and wonder when the day will come that I don’t have to wonder “Will I ever get to go more than twice a week?”

Can you believe I just wrote all of that crap?
Pun intended.

Yeah, I should stop now.
My poor sponsors.
This is the introduction that they are getting today.
Talk about a real S****** intro.
Hahaha. I need to stop.

Keep reading please.
I have something to say about each and every one of them.
I promise I won’t talk about their bowel movements.
Unless all thoughts escape me, in which case I just might.

First up we have Erika. And her puppy. Awwwwww.

Erika is my home girl. My “I can wear butterflies and look fly” girl. Yes, that was a pun once again. I am so punny today. Erika is also my bff in Seattle. I confirmed this after I saw her husband tweet out a picture of her eating brownies and drinking beer for dinner. Not only does she write a fantastic blog, she has a shop with some of the cutest color block bags I’ve ever seen. Pay her a visit and stay a long while. She is addicting I tell you. Addicting.

Next up is my best friend in San Diego, Magan. The girl is hot. And her husband isn’t so bad either.

She is a school teacher by day and a “I know how to dress way better than any of those other fashion bloggers” by night. Well at least that’s what I think. Magan is one of the sweetest bloggers out there. Because of this {and my plan to steal her entire closet} I fully intend on meeting her next time I am in San Diego. For a drink. Or five. Come get to know her and maybe you can join us.

Third we have Nicole who is the owner of the incredible Bip and Bop.
A store that I am becoming fastly obsessed with. I recently received the cutest necklace {cough::ever} from her and it hasn’t wanted to leave my neck since.

She does great monogrammed work. I take that back. She does great everything work.
Not only that, but Nicole’s prices are beyond reasonable. I’m kinda dying over this and this.
Check out her store and use the code FRIENDS to receive 20% off. Woop Woop.

And last but not least, we have Caitlin. This gorgeous bombshell.