Aside from driving 30 miles in the completely wrong direction this afternoon [don’t worry, I had a personal pan pizza to keep me company] and talking to my sister on the phone while she is yelling at my niece to stop peeing in the front yard, it’s been a pretty normal day around here 😉 Sometimes I swear I would have the most entertaining {ie: not normal} reality show out there. Sure I may not have a gazillion children running around and I may be taller than 2 feet, but I know how to spend my afternoons smoking candy cigarettes and running into walls constantly on accident. What is more entertaining than watching somebody else hurt themselves on accident? Nothing, that’s what.
Speaking of becoming a human cow, I had a long text session with myself and other ladies who have produced children of their own. All that I took from it was that your boobs get saggy, it hurts a lot after said child comes out, and you are tired 24/7. So while that sounds awesome I think I am going to try to stay unpregnated for at least one more month of my life.
Have I mentioned that I bought candy cigarettes yet today? #winning
Changes [exciting] ones are happening over here and I can’t wait to share them with you. Stay tuned for all of that.
Until then, I’m off to go spend the weekend celebrating my husband’s 30th birthday while he is gallivanting around Chicago with his guy friends and I am sitting in a bubble bath with a glass of wine bigger than my face. God bless birthdays.
Oh ps. If anybody has ideas on what to get your husband for his 30th birthday, suggestions would be more than appreciated. Remind me to ask more than 24 hours in advance next year. K thanks bye.
