+ Anybody out there know how to drop 10 pounds in 5 hours? A friend wants to know.
+ I was curious as to what I looked like four years ago from today. After a little photo digging, I found it.
Nothing has changed. Absolutely nothing. Martini in face, eyeballs big, and same highlights in my hair. I pride myself in changing it up never.
+ I then found a picture of myself offering a mug of hot coffee to a toddler, so that’s responsible and stuff.
+ Do you ever just wish that the person walking in front of you would fall for the sake of a good laugh? Good, me neither.
+ You know what doesn’t drive me crazy? Sunshine, warmth, beaches, and beer. Do you know what does drive me crazy? Everything not mentioned above.
+ Bruno Mars. I’m not sure what your thoughts are on him but mine are !!!!!!!!!!
That means I absolutely love him and want nothing more than to be front and center at one of his concerts soon. I also want a personal serenade but I’ll settle for the front and center thing. You can take that as literal as you would like.
+ I wrote my first ever cuss word in a
blog post yesterday. I told Shawn I felt like a baller. I guess that’s what happens when people who don’t cuss write a cuss word in a blog post. I’m going to go beat up a ninja now.
Speaking of that food blog, there is no logic behind it rather than it’s just a fun experiment and I mean, #YOLO.
+ Do people still read whole blog posts? Raise your hand if you do.
+ Last but not least, my dreams of being the salsa dancer are over. I know this only because I was deemed the dancing twins by the official “
what type of emoji are you?” quiz.
Please take the quiz and tell me in the comments what you were. If you even say salsa dancer…girlfriend, watch out.