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If I Had Kids I Would Never Pee.

July 27, 2012


Erin Schrader

Dear 8 pounds 6 ounces baby Jesus,
Thank you for finallllly thinking it was a good idea to deem this day as Friday.
Enough with this Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday shaz.
I am so excited I could pee my pants.
No literally, I really have to pee right now.
Be right back.

Okay we’re good now.
I don’t know why I thought of this just now, but the other week when I was babysitting I was minding my own in their restroom releasing the six glasses of wine I had just consumed {what? I was babysitting…can you blame me?} when that little three year old waltzed right in and said
Goodness mothers.
All I have to say is that I feel for you and your half empty bladders.

Moving on—it’s been a good week folks.
Way good at that.
Anytime you mix two live country concerts, a giant elephant ear, the season finale of the Bachelorette, a mow job {yes I just said mow job and yes I meant mow job} and your best friend home from Nashville, you are only setting yourself up for success.
As a drugged out Charlie Sheen circa 2011 would say “winning”.

Good times with that little Nashvillian I tell you what.

Oh hey real quick—if you are stopping over from Eat Yourself Skinny—Holllleeeerrr.
Welcome to my blog “Eat Yourself Fat”.
It’s true. I talk about macaroni and cheese around these parts like it’s goin’ out of style.
Hey, it’s not my fault Kraft had to go and invent the stuff.
Nor is it my fault that I find it necessary to inhale it three times a week.

K, well one last thing and then I swear I will shut up for the day.
I just want to talk briefly about somebody who is near and dear to me and I want you all to go meet.
You have probably heard of her before because she is pretty famous in blogland, but if not—allow me to introduce you to Laura over at Our Reflection.

Laura has grown her blog significantly over the last year and I blame it on nothing but tons of hard work and genuine relationships. She is a mother by day and blogger/photographer/social media guru by evening.

Do yourself a favor and go pay Laura a visit. Oh and hey—while you are over there you may notice a giveaway where you can win some free ad space from moi 😉
Cheers for new friends. Can I get an amen? Amen.

Wait. One final thing.
Thanks to everybody and their mother who linked up yesterday.
I will be making my way to your blogs as soon as I get some free time.
So probably somewhere around 2016 😉
I’ll be there sometime soon…but for now, I’ve got a major date planned with just me and my bed.
It’s about to get full of sleep up in herrrrrr.

Happy Weekend Lovers.


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