Do you ever feel like
“Oh crap, I have new followers…now I have to write something good and not disappoint?!”
“Oh crap, I have new followers…now I have to write something good and not disappoint?!”
Yeah me too.
Which is how I’ve been feeling the last couple of days.
For starters, let me just say how grateful I am to each and every one of you who were risky enough to want to follow along on this blog of mine.
Now secondly, let me say thanks a lot for making me feel like I need to step it up a notch.
Punks.
Kidding.
Kinda.
So one would think that all this talk would be leading up to some type of awesome post right about now.
Right?
Wrong.
I’ve got nothin’.
Which let’s be real—most of the time I’ve got nothing.
But somehow it usually turns into something thanks to the miraculous works of God.
Seriously though, right now I don’t think it’s going to turn into somethin’.
Because all I am thinking about is cheese.
And Summer.
And how I need to somehow convince my husband I will die if I do not go to San Diego over Easter.
Oh, and fried green beans.
Dang those fried green beans are good.
I’m also thinking about the fact that I wish I actually acted like a girl and did my nails more than once a year.
Except not really because that takes time.
You know another thing that I wish?
That my freakin’ husband would let me post videos on here of me dancing.
He acts like it’s a ridiculous thought and that it would be embarrassing to my well being.
He clearly has no idea.
It’s a good thing he has a cute butt.
Seriously.
Its adorable.
Its adorable.
But really..I just wanted to say hi.
And let you know that I am thinking of you today.
Annnnnd that I am so happy you are here.
Til’ next time.
Oh, real quick—if anybody wants to come clean out my closets, I’m kinda thinking it’s time for that.
Apparently it’s a good indicator when you start punching your clothes out of anger that the hangers can’t squeeze any closer together to fit the 10 additional shirts you just bought that obviously didn’t need.
Okay really.
That’s all now.
Lie.
Did you know they make Kleenex with Vicks Vapor Rub built in?
Dreams do come true people.
Holler.
