Yesterday morning I was driving along minding my own business.
And then, all of a sudden I felt my car acting a little funny.
I remembered my husbands recent drilling of my head saying
“If your car ever acts weird..tell me right away”
{instead of waiting a solid 3 weeks like I normally would do…}
So, I did what any good girl would do.
I picked up my phone and dialed.
“Hey hunny–you told me to tell you right away when my car acts funny”
“Okay, so what’s going on?”
“Well, every time I turn..my car slides and its weird”
“Uhhhh…there is ice on the road.”
{insert hard, hard laughter from the Mr}
Hang up.
Dear husband,
You are never, ever, finding out again if something goes wrong with my car.
The End.
