So a little story with these photos up above. As I was being photographed from the lady who was supposed to be taking my photo, a fine young gentleman [read: not fine, young, or a gentleman] ponied up beside her, whips out his flip phone [red flag number one], and starts shooting away. After a few “omg what is actually happening here” thoughts ran through my head, I said something to the extent of “what are you doing?” followed up with a stern “you are going to need to stop that” because I am a hard ___ and all [no but seriously in the moment it felt like the meanest thing I had ever said and I was so proud]. Needless to say he didn’t stop so I ran, yes ran, away while he shouted off in the distance “GEEZ, I DIDN’T MEAN TO SCARE YOU”. Well guess what Creeper McCreeperson, you did scare me because what you were doing is not normal even if you did have a non-flip phone or if your mustache would have been non-existent [but obviously, it was existent–red flag number two]. Instead you make me look like an uncomfortable freak show in these photos above when you were the freak show to begin with. Thanks for that homie.
In other news, this peach dress is perfection but then again, so is everything I have ever received from Deloom. And let me remind you, it’s peach which is ultra feminine which is what I am not 99% of the time, so being able to play that part for 1% is quite enjoyable. I highly recommend it from time to time.
Deloom being the peaches that they are [punny, I know] is giving away $50 to shop your to your hearts delight today. Don’t be a fool–play it cool [this means enter the giveaway]. Turns out the romper I wore here is still for sale but also so is this one that I need to have like yesterday.
Anyhow, it’s Monday–go celebrate in true Monday fashion [this means lots of moaning, slouching, and daydreaming about Friday] and enter this giveaway in the meantime. Don’t forget to use code LIY for free shipping either. Catch ya on the flip side….
still trying to figure out what that term even means.
