+ “I wish you would wear cut off tees more often.”
+ “I would appreciate it if you would value me for my boobs and my boobs only.”
+ “No, don’t buy me diamonds. I prefer panty hose.”
+ “I get tired of you cleaning and cooking all of the time.”
+ “I think the dirt under your fingernails is sexy.”
+ “You should stay home and let me work full-time.”
+ “Those Carhartts look awesome on you.”
+ “Channing Tatum has nothing on you.”
+ “You should put more juicy peach air fresheners in your car. It’s hot.”
+ “I prefer you play Candy Crush instead of talk in bed.”
+ “You should go on a guys trip. To Vegas. And leave your ring and phone at home.”
+ “Of course you should buy that $10,000 lawn mower!!!”
+ “I totally understand and appreciate your lack of communication.”
+ “I would rather I just take care of all of the Christmas shopping, wrapping, cooking, and clean up. Sit on the couch and relax, I’ll do the rest.”
+ “I would feel more comfortable if you would let me drill all of the screws into our walls.”
+ “I really hate the way you look when you hold a baby.”
+ “I would rather you use the majority of our master closet, I’m fine with using the dresser only.”
+ “I wish you ate more garlic.”
+ “Of course I am not jealous of the 5’10 woman with a rocking bod and gorgeous face that you are looking at right now while I am trying to talk to you!”
+ “I promise I won’t buy anything at Target this time.”
+ “Screw Instagram. I’m giving my full attention to you for the entire weekend.”
+ “You were right!”
Founder and creator of LIY, Erin turned her dream of a hobby blog into a full-time career which she now runs alongside the LIY team! When not in front of her computer screen [with a La Croix or wine in hand] or in front of a mirror taking mirror selfies, you can find Erin spending time on the water, cuddled up with her two pups and husband most likely watching the latest Shark Tank episode, or getting lost in an easy beach read.
