+ Chopsticks will be something used to eat with, not that I stick behind my ears and then say “QUICK! TAKE MY PICTURE!”
+ I will still drive like an irresponsible teenager.
+ Disco balls will hold the same glamorous appeal.
+ I will want all of my wall decor to say things like “Today I will be happier than a bird with a french fry.”
+ I will YouTube “how to do the wobble” on repeat.
+ I will look down at my wrist and think “what the haaaaaaaaail was I thinking?!”
+ I will have “whoomp there it is” sing off competitions with my girl friends every time I have more than three cocktails in me.
+ I will wash our windows and sweep out my car more times than never.
+ Taking pictures of my food from Chipotle for Instagram will move from “I must” to a question of “I wonder if I should?”
+ I will sing my heart out at country concerts and swear every time that it is the best moment of my entire life.
+ I will still try to squeeze into jeans that are two sizes too small because “they shrunk”.
+ At any sign of sun I will demand to sit outside. Sweatpants, boots, snow, and all.
+ McDonald’s french fries will be my go to choice at 1:00 am.
+ I will even know that 1:00 am exists.
+ YOLO will come out my mouth more than words like “the, if, and, but”
+ I will giggle every time somebody (ie: myself) answers a question with “your mom..” or “bend over and I’ll show ya.”
+ Kids won’t seem so disgustingly dirty to me.
+ I will fuel up on water sans vodka prior to going on a run.
+ I will read real books with real pages and real words.
+ I will replace raising the roof with the word “yes”.
+ People tripping in front of me won’t be ridiculously hilarious.
+ I will wonder why in the world I gave so much of my time to a thing called a blog. It would be understandable if it had a cute name like Lilly, but blog? Really?
What are some things you wonder about when you grow up? Comment below or heck, get really creative and write your own post. Ain’t no shame in copying, no matter the age.
