Well after yesterday’s post I’m not so sure today’s post is going to be needed.

Turns out several of you would work for many a things other than cash money motto. From massages (hello, genius), to potty trained dogs, and of course for the most important thing–the ability to twerk it. I am so thankful that I am not the only one with dreams of someday being a master twerker. But because I can’t just give out potty trained dogs on my blog, I am resorting to cash. Like a lot of it. Turns out August can be an expensive month for those of you with children who are headed back to school (bless you), or for those of us who decided to plan a vacation for fall. Because us bloggers so genuinely care about your needs and financial state we thought we would help you out by giving you one thousand dollars. I mean sure we may receive a few more social media followers in the process but it’s all about you today. And our social media numbers. No but really it’s all about you. And us. Whatever. All I know is that if I could enter to win a freaking thousand dollars for doing absolutely nothing, I’d be all over that. So I guess now is your time to do just that, get all over it. And remember–ONE OF YOU WILL ACTUALLY WIN ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS. Just in case you forgot.