WARNING: This device is NSFW, aka Not Safe For Work [meaning, you may not want to open this on work WiFi, around your kids, or in line at the local coffee shop. Or maybe you do. That’s up to you! You never know who’s day you may make!]. And now that we got that disclaimer out of the way…

Ladies, we’d like to introduce you to your bedroom’s new best friend. The Satisfyer Pro 2. If you’d asked us what would be one the most sold items over the past year or two, I guarantee we never would have guessed it to be, well, a sex toy. A vibrator. An “air-pulse clitoris stimulator” as the listing says. But now that we are proud owners, let’s just say, we can’t imagine a life without it.

Why We Love The Satisfyer Pro

The LIY Community Has Spoken

And let’s here it from Y-O-U! After about two years of sharing the big o-maker with the LIY Community, you sure aren’t afraid to let us know your thoughts on it! Here’s what some of you had to say…

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But wait, there’s more!

And whether you still need a bit more convincing, or you’re just looking for a good laugh, I strongly recommend heading over to the reviews section of the Satisfyer Pro 2 listing. Happy reading!

A few, ahem, complimentary goods that go hand in hand or ___ in ___ *wink* with your new BFF, the Satisfyer Pro.