Currently I’m not…on the beach like the photo above would lead you to believe. If there is one thing Instagram should have taught you by now is to never believe what you see. Unless you see this. In which case, believe it.

Currently I’m wearing… the above. It’s a good thing that I help people dress for a living. Consider me your most trusted resource, specializing in pattern mixing and no bras.

Currently I’m beating myself up for… not remembering to record The Bachelor Winter Games last night. I have ONE job in this life and it’s to watch that and now I can’t. Seriously pondering my purpose in life over a bowl of chicken fried rice.

Currently I’m regretting…..microwaved chicken. I can’t even talk about it without vomiting a little in my mouth. Next.

Currently I’m wishing…I was back in San Diego. We were there last week for our Gibson x Living In Yellow photo shoot and by the looks of things, it went really well.

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because I stole your mom’s hair.

Best places we visited while we there for 48 hours? All food joints obviously – Wheat & Water, Puesto, Parakeet Cafe, Communal Coffee and this little placed called the Ocean. The only thing it serves is seafood, seaweed and sand but I highly recommend visiting. Especially at sunrise or sunset.

Currently I’m waiting…..to leave for Austin, TX later today. Here’s a fun one – we were supposed to leave last night but because of this thing called “fog” we were stranded here in Indiana [often just living in Indiana can feel like a stranded feeling]. Remember that scene out of Four Christmases? I felt like I was living in that movie and was just waiting for the moment I could yell out in Burmese. We made up for not flying out by seeing Jumanji which resulted in a two-hour nap for me. Not because I didn’t like it but because I like sleep.

Currently I’m scouring….the Presidents Day sales like a maniac. Don’t even get me started – between Nordstrom, Abercrombie, Loft, Old Navy, Express, Nordstrom Rack and the list goes on – my carts are starting to look a little bit ridiculous and a lot like divorce.

Currently I’m eating….Chocolate. I needed a reward for getting through the microwaved leftover chicken. When in doubt, turn to chocolate.

Currently I’m listening to…My dogs eat each other face’s off. It’s a really pretty and calming sound. It sounds even more magical with Bieber playing in the background. On the bright side, if they are eating their faces, it means they aren’t eating their poop so we’ll consider it a success. On the list of things that I never thought I would hear myself say “Ollie, stop eating your poop!” but here we are so just like the Bieb’s said himself “never say never”. Such a full circle moment that was.

Currently I’m prolonging…Showering. This is more like an everyday thing, not a “currently” thing.

Currently I’m freaking out about….the fact that the Gibson x Living In Yellow reveal is happening in 19 days. NINETEEN. That means March 8th for those of you scrambling to do the math. Thank goodness for apps that take the hard work out of everything.

Currently I’m thankful for…The Roomba. If you guys don’t have this thing vacuuming for you, you need to change that situation asap. You think you have everything in life until you hit a button on your phone and your floors are clean. God bless technology.

Currently I’m ending…This post. I might go hit up the treadmill or do something ludicrous like that.

Happy weekend party people – what’s one thing you are currently doing/loving/eating/wishing/regretting/etc?