3. I am co-hosting a couple’s bridal shower for my friend from Nashville this weekend. She is getting married in November which is all sorts of exciting, however what’s not exciting is that the shower is in two days and I haven’t done a thing to prepare. I don’t know if I should go throw up or just drink a giant glass of wine and call it a day [obvious choice]. Note to self: stop procrastinating. tomorrow.

4. I slept on the couch last night in the above outfit. All of my make-up on. My bra still on. Everything as-is like you see up top. And then I woke up this morning and went running with my sister. Now I am sitting here still in yesterday’s make-up. Basically I look ridiculously hot and smell even better. It’s amazing I found a man to marry me, I know.

5. College football starts tomorrow. All week I have been daydreaming about shots of Patron at 9 am, cowboy crack in the crockpot <—you must make, wearing my Notre Dame jeans, oh and I guess I am excited for the games as well. The best Saturdays of my life are made on college football days. #GoIrish