You wanna see what’s not creepy but insanely adorable? This right here.
This was pre stepping on fireworks in bare feet. She wasn’t as smiley when that happened. You know who was happy though come hell or high water? I mean rust water.
This one. That’s not just any water she is splashing around..it’s first class disgusting dirty brown water. So fresh and so clean clean. Look! It even tastes good too.
Move over Aquafina, a new wave of water is coming your way.
Here’s some more pics from that day of Independence.
that would be my mother in the background…awesome. just awesome.
Hope your day was everything you hoped it to be and more.
God bless the USA.
Fo realz.
ps. Chris will be here MONDAY filming for American Blogger. What the h-e-double hockey sticks does one wear when getting filmed for a documentary?!?! Help here would be appreciated.
No but seriously. This is how I feel about it.
hashtag freaking out.




