I’m not even gonna fake it.
Right now, I am hyper.
Like straight up bouncy.
And when I get hyper I type words that look like thiiiissssssss.
Because for whatever reason, my fingers think it is fun to hold down extra long on certain keys.
Consider that your warning for this remainder of this post.
Lets get this party staarrrrrrttteeed.
I have so many topics bouncin’ around in my brain right now, I don’t even know what to choose.
So I think I’ll choose em’ all.
It’s been awhile where I’ve just thrown together a bunch of random stuff, but I think it’s time.
1. Do any of you have show off friends?
I’m talkin’ friends who think they are all “BA” at wrapping presents and shove it in your face?
Well, I do.
The other night I hosted our annual “wrapping” night
{which I wish actually meant “rapping” night}
and this is what they created:
Caaaaaa—-uttttteeeeeeeeee.
And then there is mine:
Jerks.
2. After work, I went tanning.
I should’ve known right then things were not going to go well.
It gets worse though.
I had to wait.
Wait in a lobby full of teenage jerked over Amish-orange skin-bright blonde haired boys.
And one of their cell phones rang and it was Sugarlands “Stuck like Glue”
And right then, I knew I hit the lowest moment of my life.
3. I mean seriously, does life get sweeter than this?
4. I talked to two, count em’, two women named Dorcus today.
What is wrong with this world?
5. Speaking of what is wrong with this world, I heard tonight on the radio I could enter to win
McDonald’s french fries everyday for a year straight.
I’m pretty sure the creator of this giveaway could be thrown in jail for homicide right?
6. I love dinner at home with my boo.
7. We had two Christmas gatherings this past weekend.
It went a little somethin’ like this:
Don’t worry about it.
We’re a normal bunch.
8. Crap, one more thing.
Sorrrrrrrrry, I know it’s getting to be long and you’ve got thangs to do.
This past weekend my motorcycle lovin’ hubby & I went to the Harley store.
The place was serving FREE beer and wine.
Heeeelllllllllooooo.
I am now in love with the Harley store.
…And finally, this shin dig is over.
I would say sorry for all of your time I just wasted, but that would be a lie.
I’m totally not sorry.
Happy Tuesday Loveeerrrrssssssssss 🙂
**This post was orchestrated by Snoops “Drop It Like It’s Hot”**
Just thought you should know how I get down while I write.
