Story Time.
Once upon a time, a girl and her husband decided to visit their local Kohls bright & early Saturday morning.
Something very unusual was going on-Kohls was having a sale {gaasssp} and the couple wanted to take advantage of the discounts.
The girl wasn’t that excited because Kohls is very much a “Hit Or Miss” store for her.
And the girl doesn’t think that Kohls always has the best prices for women’s apparel.
Then again, the girl doesn’t only buy $7 polos like her husband.
Anyhow-once in the doors, the girl started going ape nuts. Short for crazy.
Before her eyes she spotted the new JLO line.
Shoes, Purses, Shirts, Oh My.
She loved it all.
And because her husband told her “No, we are not going to the outlet malls tomorrow”,
she decided to take full advantage of what was before her eyes.
she decided to take full advantage of what was before her eyes.
So she loaded up her cart.
Just not with babies like you are supposed to.
Instead, she stocked it full of boots, a purse, jewelry, and a few shirts.
And then made her husband take a picture of her while he was in mid conversation at the watch counter.
What a good mate she has, eh’?
Speaking of pictures, the girl decided to take a few {51} herself so you can see the new goods.
Let’s start with the jewels shall we?
Let’s start with the jewels shall we?
{Vera Wang}
{Daisy Fuentes}
{Vera Wang}
And then we have the shoes:
{Jennifer Lopez}
Can’t forget about the purse
{Jennifer Lopez}
No shopping trip is complete without a few tops.
Am I right or am I right?
{Vera Wang}
Love the detail..
And love the back even more..
{Jennifer Lopez}
Not gonna lie–this one might need a little stretching.
Apparently XS means Extra Small.
{Vera Wang}
{Jennifer Lopez}
{Old Navy}
It was $7 bucks.
The husband thinks it’s ugly.
I think he is ugly.
Joke.
But don’t call my shirts ugly.
The End.
PS. Not only has JLO taken over Kohls. So has Marc Anthony. Battle of the ex’s? Awkward.
