Two things kids:
Don’t wear tight yoga cropped pants covered in grass-with regular panties-colored short socks-
and your husbands crocs to the gas station.
The creepy gas station men will look you up and down, but instead of whistling-they raise their eyebrows.
In a very concerned way.
On second thought, do wear it.
Eyebrow raises are a good ten notches down on the creepy scale compared to whistles.
On second thought, do wear it.
Eyebrow raises are a good ten notches down on the creepy scale compared to whistles.
Also, don’t wear a sweater with a giant hole in the armpit to your grandmothers viewing.
You will be self conscious the entire time that while you are mid-hug, somebody will see the hole.
And then you spend your entire time construing a story in your head about how you had no idea the hole was there…”Oooh my gosh, how embarrassing. I had no idea…”
You know, that kind of thing.
Except that’s not totally true because I might have taken a picture of me wearing the sweater…
prior to leaving the house.
Just for giggles of course.
I really should start caring more about what other people think….
