Well friends, I am officially a reality TV star.
I always knew that my time was coming…I just didn’t know when and in what fashion.
Turns out all it takes is some serious Twitter stalking and you’re in like flinn.
Thank you Twitter for increasing my celebrity stalker status higher than I ever thought possible.
You are so good to me.
In case you have no idea what I am talking about, I would start by reading this.
And then this.
And then come back here because it’s about to get good. Real good.
You may recall when I said yesterday that there was a small {very small} possibility that the phone call that took place between G & I would be aired on their reality show {aka the best show ever. Yes, ever.} Sure enough, right at the 35 minute mark, this happens:
Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? She said my freakin name! And then said “love you” after it.
On national television so all of the world could hear. Okay sure, nobody would know that she meant me when she said “Erin”, but I know. And that is worthy of a fist pump and dancing around the living room for two seconds {or a half hour, whatever} if you ask me.
Needless to say, I had two different sets of song lyrics in my head when falling asleep last night.
“I’m feelin’ like a star you can’t stop my shine…” and “I thought I told ya, I’m a staaaaaar…”
#imnotdramatic #orawannabe #justastar #gotit? #talkinginsentencesinhashtagformisfun #tryit #okayi’llstop #not.
Well, I am off to stalk other reality TV stars on Twitter. And to perfect my Jersey accent.
See you on Jersey Shore this fall.
CABS ARE HERE.
PS. My husband thought that I should not write “she said my freakin name!!” because it is “too much”. I hear the term “too much” quite frequently from that man. All I know is I would rather be too much than too little. Amen? Amen.
PPS. After his genius comment, I then thought that I should add in the music video of Destinys Child “Say My Name..” but didn’t get around to doing it. What? Too much? I didn’t think so either.
PPPS. Don’t worry. I am done talking about all of this now. Carry on.
