Tonight my fate is decided.
Will I win 1st or 2nd place in my work bracket?
There is something so {so} satisfying about dominating a bracket full of grown adult men.
I have three words for tonight:
Rock Chalk Baby.

Now if you will please excuse me, I have to go call the Mega Millions people and tell them that they accidently called the incorrect numbers.
I know I have the winning ticket, they just made a mistake.

If you don’t hear from me on Monday, it is because I am hiding under piles and piles of hundred dolla bills.

Winning.