Here I am, just minding my own business casually scrolling through Nordstrom at 6:45 am like I normally do when all of a sudden this giant red banner flashes in front of my eyes that says HALF YEARLY SALE – UP TO 40% OFF! I gasped, I clicked on it and then right there in front of my eyes nearly EVERY SINGLE ITEM I have purchased recently showed up in front of my eyes! But not in the same state it was when I purchased it, oh no, at much cheaper prices because that’s what a half yearly sale will do to things. So here we are, all of these incredibly great items at way lower prices all of a sudden and now it’s my job to share them with you. You can repay me in wine and macaroni and cheese, thank you.